Right Click To Open. (To open the link you have to right-click and "open in new window or tab")

EXPLANATION: This site was designed in the mid-90s, thus the lovely menu frame you may be seeing up the left side of the browser window. If you started reading on my home page, the page you're reading (i.e. the page you clicked away from to get this little explanation) is a document in a two-frame page, the other frame being the site menu. Most browsers now regard my inclusion of external links, like the one that just failed to load for you, as me trying to use that link to jack up my click count. You can see by my inspired web design that I don't give a shit about click counts, but until I can find a better way to keep my menu visible, this clunky-ass RCTO band-aid must suffice.